Maybe the Dongo Drank Your Baby...Makers

Djongo Unchained

Drinking bull balls may cause mild retardation

Winter "special" Olympian

When Im training like a champion to be the best, there is one man that I think about, whom God put on this Earth to be an inspiration to us all...

Grin and...

I asked an eight year old to draw a picture of me.

The likeness is uncanny.

Nothing says Valentine's Day like...

A guy sitting alone in the cold

But seriously, this is my new profile pic on blackpeoplemeet.com

New Skis + Fresh Carpet Pow Pow = Epic Disaster

                              

When the Aliens Came...

They posed as clouds, and brought snow. 

And the boy was happy.

So he held them in his hand.




The End.

Snowy Months Bring...

Winter Bush

                      

Skaters Rule!

                                 

These are my friends. They are Canadian...And Everywhere.

In this scene, I had just delivered Mel Gibson's speech from Bravehart
(in goose of course) and off they went to fight the East Wash Park geese.

Denver lakes are harder to swim in.

Snow-fiti

When it snows, you have to keep an eye out for hoodlums who will deface your car. By the time I arrived on this scene, the perpetrator was running away, holding gluten free tortillas and had two small children in tow.

This is my friend. Today is her Birthday.

Happy Birthday Annie-san.
あなたは美しい白鳥のような加齢 (put this in a Japanese translator)
hehehehehehehehe. ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

High in Colorado

I got out of my car and took this pic because it was the coldest air I had ever felt.
I have always been one to embellish, but it was actually 7 degrees below zero (not windchill) at this moment.
Im not really smiling, my Barrett face was frozen.

The Ego has Landed...in Denver

Did you know that they made shoes for the snow?
You'll never guess what they are called. 

Happy New-mineers

New Years Skiive

A Road Trip to Home

A Bear-Rat in a Bear Hat
I love Cracker Barrel because where else can you get blueberry pancakes all day
AND a bird figurine stuffed with cherry sours?

   

                   

        

                                           
 


         

I dont love driving in snow.
Guess which word came after "Oh"...

Captain Scraper 
I was told to use this  for ice on the windshield.
I think I might just try hot water. What could go wrong?

Chestnuts Anyone?

Goodbye Beach...until next time

I feel very lucky to have lived in a place, and met so many great people, that makes saying goodbye so hard.