Studio Apt in Breckenridge. Ski in Ski out. 6 Sq feet. $3000 a month.

Snow. Man.

You damn kids, get off my lawn!!!

Tree Hugger

I wish I could say that this is the only incident I've had with a tree this year.

Once you go green...

If you can't beat it, Shave it.

Beard Envy

"Your beard is getting in my mouth" 

This is Team HOF

                                                                                   

                                                                     

Carrot Face.

All the hipster kids are doing it. 

This is my friend. He is a Twon.

This is Twon. We met on a JDate, Ski Lift Speed Date. 

Although we were looking for women, it turned out that we had the same "likes" in common; 

Goggles and Beards.

So we just went for it...