New Years Skiive

A Road Trip to Home

A Bear-Rat in a Bear Hat
I love Cracker Barrel because where else can you get blueberry pancakes all day
AND a bird figurine stuffed with cherry sours?

   

                   

        

                                           
 


         

I dont love driving in snow.
Guess which word came after "Oh"...

Captain Scraper 
I was told to use this  for ice on the windshield.
I think I might just try hot water. What could go wrong?

Chestnuts Anyone?

Goodbye Beach...until next time

I feel very lucky to have lived in a place, and met so many great people, that makes saying goodbye so hard.

This is my friend. He is a Weenie.

A coat.
A sweater.
A mockery to his species.

At work

Ski Day Part Deux

This guy is "slow".

Stupid uber cool boarders always falling down in front of us nerdy skiers.
Go back to your half pipes and your smoking doobies music!

Grape sandwich

My new job

I am now a piano street performer and Im paid in man tears.
Notice my first satisfied customer.

This my friend. He is a Champion.

This is how to celebrate a mens over 35 soccer championship.
If you are disgusted by this pic, imagine how the homeless guy we paid to take it, felt.