Craw-Mitch

Roachella

I thought I was going to a music festival to hang with pretentious hipsters and wannabes who would argue about who "heard the band first". But instead, I made a wrong turn and ended up at a completely different festival where I met some pretty cool bugs. 

                          

        

Spring Picnic Anyone?

Spring has been officially cancelled.

Snow-mobile

How to turn a Chilly Wiener in to a Hotdog

Before

After

I bet you can't guess which state I'm in

The first one to guess it right wins a pack of Now And Laters and some Jodeci tickets.

Happy Feaster

Cadbury egg stuffed pancakes

And for Dessert...

Studio Apt in Breckenridge. Ski in Ski out. 6 Sq feet. $3000 a month.

Snow. Man.

You damn kids, get off my lawn!!!

Tree Hugger

I wish I could say that this is the only incident I've had with a tree this year.

Once you go green...

If you can't beat it, Shave it.

Beard Envy

"Your beard is getting in my mouth" 

This is Team HOF

                                                                                   

                                                                     

Carrot Face.

All the hipster kids are doing it. 

This is my friend. He is a Twon.

This is Twon. We met on a JDate, Ski Lift Speed Date. 

Although we were looking for women, it turned out that we had the same "likes" in common; 

Goggles and Beards.

So we just went for it...

Maybe the Dongo Drank Your Baby...Makers

Djongo Unchained

Drinking bull balls may cause mild retardation

Winter "special" Olympian

When Im training like a champion to be the best, there is one man that I think about, whom God put on this Earth to be an inspiration to us all...

Grin and...

I asked an eight year old to draw a picture of me.

The likeness is uncanny.

Nothing says Valentine's Day like...

A guy sitting alone in the cold

But seriously, this is my new profile pic on blackpeoplemeet.com

New Skis + Fresh Carpet Pow Pow = Epic Disaster

                              

When the Aliens Came...

They posed as clouds, and brought snow. 

And the boy was happy.

So he held them in his hand.




The End.