When the Aliens Came...

They posed as clouds, and brought snow. 

And the boy was happy.

So he held them in his hand.




The End.

Snowy Months Bring...

Winter Bush

                      

Skaters Rule!

                                 

These are my friends. They are Canadian...And Everywhere.

In this scene, I had just delivered Mel Gibson's speech from Bravehart
(in goose of course) and off they went to fight the East Wash Park geese.

Denver lakes are harder to swim in.

Snow-fiti

When it snows, you have to keep an eye out for hoodlums who will deface your car. By the time I arrived on this scene, the perpetrator was running away, holding gluten free tortillas and had two small children in tow.

This is my friend. Today is her Birthday.

Happy Birthday Annie-san.
あなたは美しい白鳥のような加齢 (put this in a Japanese translator)
hehehehehehehehe. ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

High in Colorado

I got out of my car and took this pic because it was the coldest air I had ever felt.
I have always been one to embellish, but it was actually 7 degrees below zero (not windchill) at this moment.
Im not really smiling, my Barrett face was frozen.

The Ego has Landed...in Denver

Did you know that they made shoes for the snow?
You'll never guess what they are called. 

Happy New-mineers

New Years Skiive

A Road Trip to Home

A Bear-Rat in a Bear Hat
I love Cracker Barrel because where else can you get blueberry pancakes all day
AND a bird figurine stuffed with cherry sours?

   

                   

        

                                           
 


         

I dont love driving in snow.
Guess which word came after "Oh"...

Captain Scraper 
I was told to use this  for ice on the windshield.
I think I might just try hot water. What could go wrong?

Chestnuts Anyone?

Goodbye Beach...until next time

I feel very lucky to have lived in a place, and met so many great people, that makes saying goodbye so hard.

This is my friend. He is a Weenie.

A coat.
A sweater.
A mockery to his species.

At work

Ski Day Part Deux

This guy is "slow".

Stupid uber cool boarders always falling down in front of us nerdy skiers.
Go back to your half pipes and your smoking doobies music!

Grape sandwich

My new job

I am now a piano street performer and Im paid in man tears.
Notice my first satisfied customer.

This my friend. He is a Champion.

This is how to celebrate a mens over 35 soccer championship.
If you are disgusted by this pic, imagine how the homeless guy we paid to take it, felt.